by gilwarrior 51 Replies latest social entertainment
AS GOOD AS IT GETS--"You make me want to be a better man"
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU--"We thought you was a toad!"
RECESS--"Curse these bodacious hips of mine! Said by teacher trying to fit through a tiny window.
Maybe being oneself is alway an acquired taste.-----PATRICIA HAMPL
Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)
The Jerk: And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, (he pushes all of the letters off the desk), and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this (he picks up an ashtray) and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game (picks it up), the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - (sees something) I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing except my dog. (Shithead, the dog, growls) Well I don't need my dog.
