What would Jesus Christ say if he returned today?

by James_Slash 15 years ago 36 Replies latest 15 years ago jw experiences

leavingwt 15 years ago

PSac -- This is the newest KFC creation, "The Double Down Chicken Sandwich".
http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/

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Mad Sweeney 15 years ago

I can't imagine Jesus possibly passing that sandwich up.

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PSacramento 15 years ago

PSac -- This is the newest KFC creation, "The Double Down Chicken Sandwich".
Damn !!!

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Tuesday 15 years ago

What would Jesus say if he returned today?
Probably something along the lines of "Hello I'm Jesus Christ returned."
Then...
"No seriously I'm him"
Then....
"Why are you putting me in a straight jacket, and what is this pill that you're shoving in my m.... I like cupcakes."

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awildflower 15 years ago

I'm with PSac, "damn!" I'll bet that's loaded but looks yummy! Jesus would order a side of fries with that!

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THE GLADIATOR 15 years ago

What would Jesus Christ say if he returned today?
Gosh! Is that the time?

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keyser soze 15 years ago

He would probably be working at a record store:

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poppers 15 years ago

I think he'd look around at Christianity and say like Vince Lombardi, "What the hell's going on around here?!"

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TTWSYF 15 years ago

Jesus was an obedient Jew and followed the laws of the day. He would not dine on swine. That came after through 'apostalic deposit'.
dc

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awildflower 15 years ago

Agreed Poppers, then he'd head to KFC, with twelve following him!

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