What would Jesus Christ say if he returned today?

leavingwt

PSac -- This is the newest KFC creation, "The Double Down Chicken Sandwich".
http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/
Mad Sweeney

I can't imagine Jesus possibly passing that sandwich up.
PSacramento

PSac -- This is the newest KFC creation, "The Double Down Chicken Sandwich".
Damn !!!
Tuesday

What would Jesus say if he returned today?
Probably something along the lines of "Hello I'm Jesus Christ returned."
Then...
"No seriously I'm him"
Then....
"Why are you putting me in a straight jacket, and what is this pill that you're shoving in my m.... I like cupcakes."
awildflower

I'm with PSac, "damn!" I'll bet that's loaded but looks yummy! Jesus would order a side of fries with that!
THE GLADIATOR

What would Jesus Christ say if he returned today?
Gosh! Is that the time?
keyser soze

He would probably be working at a record store:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIK3GXdkxL0
poppers

I think he'd look around at Christianity and say like Vince Lombardi, "What the hell's going on around here?!"
TTWSYF

Jesus was an obedient Jew and followed the laws of the day. He would not dine on swine. That came after through 'apostalic deposit'.
dc
awildflower

Agreed Poppers, then he'd head to KFC, with twelve following him!