Boobquake!

by behemot 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • behemot
    behemot

    Quaking in their boobs

    Facebook effort pokes fun at Iranian imam

    I f the immodest women of the Western world have anything to do with it, there should have been a whole lotta shakin’ going on yesterday.

    “Boobquake” - a global effort to induce earthquakes by exposing flesh - is catching on here and elsewhere, as hundreds of thousands of women exult in the mystical powers an Iranian imam has attributed to their cleavage.

    Imam Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi reportedly said last week: “Many women who do not dress modestly . . . lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes.”

    That prompted a piqued Purdue University senior, Jennifer McCreight, to declare yesterday the first international “Boobquake,” with a Facebook page that had more than 207,000 fans as of last night. McCreight implored women to flesh it up in one 24-hour period to see if a concerted sporting of racy outfits could cause earthquakes.

    McCreight says on her page: “With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble.”

    The suggestion that women are to blame for destructive tectonic disturbances wasn’t sitting well with Boston women and Boobquake enthusiasts yesterday.

    “It’s not right. I thought it was very strange,” said Emerson College freshman Sonam Parikh, adding, “The premise of Boobquake is to embrace your body.”

    Emerson student Cara McKeown, 21, agreed: “It’s hard to find a correlation between science and the culture of women’s fashion. We shouldn’t be criticized. If there’s a statement being made, I’m all for it.”

    Japan and the South Seas were hit by several moderate 5.0 earthquakes yesterday, among at least 310 tremors U.S. Geological Survey recorded in the past week - even before women started trying to shake things up.

    “Honestly, it’s just a coincidence,” said Molly Kaplan, 19, of Boston.

    source: http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1250351

  • aSphereisnotaCircle
    aSphereisnotaCircle

    “With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble.”

    yeah sister use the power!

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Oh my god, I feel something moving!

  • PSacramento
    PSacramento

    I have always been an "ass man" myself ( Nice asses cause hurricanes as oppsed to the earthquakes caused by delicious ta-ta's), but nice cleavage is a sure sign from God !!

    Want proof?

  • poppers
    poppers

    This guy is right up there with Pat Roberston. Just goes to show you that stupidity isn't confined to any one religion.

  • leavingwt
  • undercover
    undercover

    Pamela Anderson has been dancing on Dancing With the Stars.... that alone could cause some California quakes...

  • upnorth
    upnorth

    I know the WBATS tries really really hard to be the stupidest cult on the planet, but Islam has had over a 1000 years to perfect it's brand of stupid.

  • mindmelda
    mindmelda

    "Wonderbra powers, ACTIVATE!"

    "My God, I think we have an 8.5 reported in Kabul!" *rumble rumble*

    "Yes it was a great idea to get Hollywood in on this, the Playboy mansion alone is generating enough seismic activity to destroy Afghanistan!" *rumble rumble*

    "We're getting calls from the Middle East sir...Afghanistan surrenders, and Iran wants to agree to stopping their nuclear program...and the Saudis want to give us half their oil!" *babbling and screams in Arabic heard faintly in the background amid rumbling*

    "I knew it'd work if we threatened them with our secret weapon!"

    "Yes, Pamela Anderson dancing on Star Search, I knew that'd do the trick. Tell her to pull back, they surrender. I repeat, pull back."

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    I think what he was trying to say is multiple people doing the nasty because of being aroused by boobies is what causes earthquakes.

    Imam Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi reportedly said last week: “Many women who do not dress modestly . . . lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes.”

    I never thought of sex being that earthshaking but I guess the Imam does.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xocYkrRUrYc&feature=PlayList&p=FA461B6C0E9C6130&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=33

    If the house is arockin don't bother knocking.

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