Spring Assembly - The Time is Reduced

by jgnat 40 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Scarred for life
    Scarred for life

    Outlaw,

    LOL!

  • out4good3
    out4good3

    ROFL @ outlaw......

  • AMNESIANO
    AMNESIANO

    Outlaw observed:

    The chain link fence is to keep JWs from purposely drowning themselves in the lake.

    Spit-ooned myself all over my monitor and right out of my lurkitude. If this ain't a scripture, it ought to be.

    AMNESIAN

    Captive: 07/1972 - 02/2001

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Welcome AMNESIANO.

    One would have to go to that particular assembly hall to get a real picture of what it is like, LOL.

  • agonus
    agonus

    The time left is reduced! NOW!

    And even more reduced NOW!

    And more NOW!

    And yet still more NOW!

    Even more reduced NOW!

  • agonus
    agonus

    Armageddon is ONE DAY CLOSER than it was yesterday...

    Gee, they must have a Cray supercomputer at Bethel to do that kind of math

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    ''Armageddon is ONE DAY CLOSER than it was yesterday...''

    Is this new light?

  • straightshooter
    straightshooter

    Yes the office can be a cesspot of sexual opportunity. The WTS is really concerned with any Witnesses spending too much time fraternizing with the "worldly" at work? The worldly opposite sex will flirt and want to fornicate. Worldly work always invite Witnesses to bars, bowling, sporting events and other either bad locations or time consuming events. The world is a dangerous place according to the WTS.

    Strangely, I found more bad happening in the congregation than from my place of work. Maybe the work place isn't that bad after all.

  • Gayle
    Gayle

    The most unusual portion of his talk was his emphasis on "office romeos" and the temptation of extramarital affairs at the workplace.

    Since this issue was emphasized so greatly in that talk, makes me suspect this has been a relatively recent issue, possibly in some hub of a workplace. Makes me suspect, could it have been in Bethel? This can happen there too.

  • BabaYaga
    BabaYaga

    jgnat!!! I'm so very happy to see you. I have missed you!

    And Outlaw...

    JW`s never shut up about a paradise earth..Then go to the effort of blocking out a beautiful view..

    Touche'!!!! Perfect!

    Love,
    Baba.

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