Making Jehovah's Witnesses a lot more interesting Religion (page 2)

Quentin

.....vote on most boring speaker vs most interesting one....prize...free watchtowers for a year...

EmptyInside

Have "worldly"party mixers. Have raffles for whoever wins gets to pick which doctrines are changed into new light.

Have speed dating at District convention. And come out with a decent song book!

ziddina

Terry, now does that mean that the Elder PERFORMS an "exorcism"...

Or that the Elder himself will be EXORCISED ???

Inquiring minds want to know!!

Zid littlesatan

Broken Promises

I thought the Conventions were speed dating opportunities anyway - trying to get as many phone numbers and addresses (these days, emails) as you can during the breaks!

Terry

31. Nineteen Seventy-Five memorial day of mourning commemorating the last most embarrassing flop in Watchtower history.

Celebrants spend the day making dire predictions and then blaming anybody who believes them.

palmtree67

"Watchtowerland's" most popular attraction would be "Armageddonworld"

"Come take a stroll through the charred corpses of your neighbors! Laugh as your co-worker's bodies are picked apart by birds! Marvel at the awesome power of God! Check if your favourite mansion is still standing!!"

Anti-Christ

Okay that made my day.

Terry

32. Starbucks stand next to magazine counter!

33. Half-time entertainment between Public Talk and Watchtower Study

34. Free Bumper Stickers: Honk if you love New Light

35. Mohawk haricuts permitted for Special Pioneers.

palmtree67

Haha! This reminds me of a Saturday morning bookstudy group I was in once. They were alot of fun. One Saturday, we decided as a group that we had to incorporate two words into our comments at the WT study the next day as many times as possible. One of the words was "gallstones" and I can't remember the other one. Our group snickered every time the words were said.

Well, after the meeting a few people commented "What was with all the gallstone comments today?"

That was the best meeting ever.....

Making Jehovah's Witnesses a lot more interesting Religion

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