Making Jehovah's Witnesses a lot more interesting Religion

by Terry 15 years ago 20 Replies latest 15 years ago watchtower beliefs

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  Quentin 15 years ago

  .....vote on most boring speaker vs most interesting one....prize...free watchtowers for a year...

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  EmptyInside 15 years ago

  Have "worldly"party mixers. Have raffles for whoever wins gets to pick which doctrines are changed into new light.

  Have speed dating at District convention. And come out with a decent song book!

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  Terry 15 years ago

  30. Elder visits include EXORCISM!

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  ziddina 15 years ago

  Terry, now does that mean that the Elder PERFORMS an "exorcism"...

  Or that the Elder himself will be EXORCISED ???

  Inquiring minds want to know!!

  Zid

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  Broken Promises 15 years ago

  I thought the Conventions were speed dating opportunities anyway - trying to get as many phone numbers and addresses (these days, emails) as you can during the breaks!

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  Terry 15 years ago

  31. Nineteen Seventy-Five memorial day of mourning commemorating the last most embarrassing flop in Watchtower history.

  Celebrants spend the day making dire predictions and then blaming anybody who believes them.

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  palmtree67 15 years ago

  "Watchtowerland's" most popular attraction would be "Armageddonworld"

  "Come take a stroll through the charred corpses of your neighbors! Laugh as your co-worker's bodies are picked apart by birds! Marvel at the awesome power of God! Check if your favourite mansion is still standing!!"

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  Anti-Christ 15 years ago

  Okay that made my day.

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  Terry 15 years ago

  32. Starbucks stand next to magazine counter!

  33. Half-time entertainment between Public Talk and Watchtower Study

  34. Free Bumper Stickers: Honk if you love New Light

  35. Mohawk haricuts permitted for Special Pioneers.

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  palmtree67 15 years ago

  Haha! This reminds me of a Saturday morning bookstudy group I was in once. They were alot of fun. One Saturday, we decided as a group that we had to incorporate two words into our comments at the WT study the next day as many times as possible. One of the words was "gallstones" and I can't remember the other one. Our group snickered every time the words were said.

  Well, after the meeting a few people commented "What was with all the gallstone comments today?"

  That was the best meeting ever.....

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