...May 23 rolls around.
We'll have blown off the meetings for a couple weeks by then.
We're shooting for about 3 meetings per month right now.
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I will come back to the Kingdom Hall when......
by Cagefighter 35 Replies latest jw friends
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babygirl30
...Jesus comes out of Heaven, knocks ON my door, takes my hand gentley, apologizes for ALL I went through at the hands of HIS cong elders, does away with the whole DFing arrangement, then he sits to eat some pizza and a cold Heineken with me!
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out4good3
I don't think it gets that cold in Hell!!!!
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I quit!
When I have my head replaced with a cabbage.
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undercover
When I have my head replaced with a cabbage.
Here ya go:
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Finally-Free
Sure, I'll go back long enough to watch everyone with the rank of elder and higher douse themselves with gasoline and set themselves ablaze. Once they're done I'll go out for beer and pizza.
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RULES & REGULATIONS
Jeff Foxworthy comes to a local Kigdom Hall and tells these jokes. We all laugh and go out house to house telling these jokes to all the nations showing that not all Witnesses are boring.
You May Be a Jehovah’s Witness If……….
You wash windows or cars for a living and still own 5 suits.
You know the cleanliness of every coffee shop for 4 Towns around.
You think nothing of letting your friends stop by and use your bathroom.
You go to Home Depot & go down the aisles where the doors are displayed & you feel compelled to knock on them.
You Can’t pick up a book or anything to read without a pencil or highliter.
You can’t buy a pair of shoes without thinking how they feel walking residential streets in 95 degree heat.
A pioneer is not a stereo.
You know what Nisan 14 of the Jewish Calendar is in the Gregorian Calendar. From year to year and yet you commonly forget your own birthday.
You spend 3 days at a baseball stadium,never saw a ball and didn’t have a beer.
You have a “Get Together”, rather than “Parties”, and after wards your house is not a mess & you have more food than before you started. -
SirNose586
...someone related to me is dead, and there's a memorial service going on.
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Scarred for life
I went to one funeral of a relative in a KH since I left. Never again.
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garyneal
I can arrive in my own steam locomotive that I call, "The Leviathan."
