Belligerent - Because I try to promote an attitude of positive belligerence amongst myself and others. (Whatever that is.)
Paladin - Which is a holy warrior. (Whatever that is.) I perceive myself as such in my frequent moments of narcissism and self delusion. Warrior, because I don't run away from conflict and consider myself pretty good at it. Holy, because I should be cannonized for sainthood and can walk on water when it gets pretty deep (the water, that is.) and like pretty much everybody but the vicious, lying, backstabbing scum that seems to creep in everywhere.
Belligerent Paladin -because its kind of an oxymoron. (e.g. the truth, my life, you know, etc.)
-The Belligerent Paladin (aka Buscadordeverdad)
P.S. Good to see you, Cygnus
"There are orcs afoot - now where did I put my Broad ... Sword."