"Food At The Proper Time" or Just Plain Old Bullsh*t??

by minimus 31 Replies latest jw friends

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  straightshooter

  Definite bullshit! But remember that is only because we have seen the light and escaped from darkness.

  Any faithful loyal JW would say that the WTS is ALWAYS right, no matter how absurd.
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  Cthulhu

  For any who care, there is a book on the subject, appropriately called "On Bullshit." Gives a very nice and educated discussion on the matter. Perhaps it should be sent to the WTS for their expert opinion.
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  minimus

  hmmm
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  WTWizard

  This advice is the surest way to make sure people waste their whole lives. Even though they are lucky enough to get opportunities, they are expected to refuse them (they are from Satan) and grow old and die celibate while pio-sneering. Those who are already married (shame on them, according to the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger) are supposed to refrain from having children, even though their window of opportunity will close up (unless he is willing to find a younger woman and commit adultery after his wife reaches menopause).

  Then, any children they do manage to have despite the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger are required to give up all hope for a reasonable future, despite the Greater Depression this country is in. No college. Menial jobs that pay crap. And, of course, wasting what little they do make on field circus and Worldwide Pedophile Defense Fund donations.

  Is it any wonder these people are doing things for kicks that they shouldn't be doing? If they are lucky, it will only be things like promiscuous sex, watching porn, masturbating, listening to bad songs, drunkenness, smoking, and doing drugs. If they are unlucky, it will be things like killing their children because they are too slow in finding a coat, killing and eating babies, and kidnapping innocent children and holding them as slaves. Or molesting children because they get their kicks out of ruining their lives. I think I would rather see them get a proper education and decent jobs, and decent material things, instead of pulling all these fancy offenses.
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  Mall Cop

  There is so much bullshit that one hardly knows where to begin. Like most bullshit, the more times you hear it, the bullshittier it gets. That is why bullshit is best served quickly, with many visuals, in mass quantities, with no questions from the floor. Laura Penny from her book, Bullshit.
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  Mall Cop

  Have you ever been put on hold with,your call is important to us, the truth about bullshit. Laura Penny. A great read about the platitudinous pablum that passes for ( whatever ) is bullshit.

  The Watchtower Society comes in first on the truth about bullshit.
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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  So, we can agree on 2 things:

  1) Watchtower Corporation is #1 when it comes to "bullsh!t at the proper time."

  2) Don't call 911 to try to find a marriage mate.
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  minimus

  Now that Jarcz has died, wait until you see glowing bullshit!.
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  watson

  Admit it you guys, now that you are free, you just like saying "bullshit."
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  mrsjones5

  Yeppers