orgasms

by Englishman 10 Replies latest social relationships

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    I can think of 4 different kinds of orgasm.

    1. The religious orgasm. Oh my God oh god god oh god.

    2. The negative orgasm. Oh no, noo, no oh no.

    2. The positive orgasm. Yes, yes yes oh YES.

    3. The fluffy orgasm. Oh Larc, Larc, oh Larc.

    Feel free to add more.

    Englishman.

    Bring on the dancing girls!

  • terafera
    terafera

    umm..

    how bout the best kind.. the 'yellow light' one..

    'DON'T STOP, DONT STOP, DONT STOP!!!!'

    Or is that just me? ;)

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    Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.
    Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.

    Goethe

  • Sky
    Sky

    the juvenile one:
    Oh baby! Yeah baby! Come on baby!

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    and the Fake one:

    Oh *** *** ** ****.... (name removed as agreed)

    Englishman.

    Bring on the dancing girls!

  • Sky
    Sky

    the non existant one: (names removed as agreed )
    , is it in yet?
    or
    , thats it?

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    How about the one...

    Did I just have an orgasm dear or am I just too drunk to tell the difference?

    or...

    The JW orgasm...it felt like a dream, and it was.

    Skipper

  • SYN
    SYN

    Or how about a You Know orgasm: I think I'm going to have an orgasm soon!

    :) *prods Y/K* hehe...

    "I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone." -- Charles Darwin, The Origin Of Species, 1869.

  • gilwarrior
    gilwarrior

    How about the impatient one. When the women says "Come on, lets go. Lets go. I should have have came a hour ago!"

  • David Gladden
    David Gladden

    Advance Notification Orgasm:
    I'm about to cum! I'm about to cum!

  • think41self
    think41self

    OMG Eman!

    I come home from work and this is one of the first threads I see.

    Your "Larc" one cracked me up, and so did SYN's YK one. ROTFLOL

    Ok, how about the Menage a Trois one:

    Is everybody ready? Here we go!

    think41self

    It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!

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