Are You Eccentric?

by snowbird 134 Replies latest jw friends

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    I have some "home clothes" I ALWAYS wear.....blue tracksuit pants.....brown track top.....soft slippers....it's cosy like Hugh Heffner! My wife hates it.

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez are talking one day

    Shrek says, "I'm pretty sure I'm the strongest one around."

    Brad says, "I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest."

    Jennifer says, "I've been told I'm the sexiest."

    Shrek says, "Let's all ask the magic mirror and we'll meet up tomorrow and compare notes."

    Next day, Shrek says, "Yup! The mirror confirms I am the strongest!"

    Brad says, "Yup, and I am definately the hottest."

    Jennifer comes in crying.

    She says, "All I want to know is.....Who the hell is this Palmtree???"

  • shamus100
  • shamus100
  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    I am delightfully eccentric.

  • shamus100
  • Twitch
    Twitch

    Jennifer comes in crying.

    She says, "All I want to know is.....Who the hell is this Palmtree???"

    I am delightfully eccentric.

  • not a captive
    not a captive

    Oh yeah!.... but when I married my husband no one noticed it any more.

  • not a captive
    not a captive

    Been missing you, Shamus, m' darlin'--------------Wonder why I'm seeing you so much on this thread?

  • shamus100

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