What does Jesus do all day anyway?

by Terry 61 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    dear Terry...

    "So, we are Jesus' AVATAR? or...is it the other way around?"

    the church is His body...His hands, His feet, His heart...He in us, we in Him...

    love michelle

  • not a captive
    not a captive

    michelle,

  • Dagney
    Dagney

    He's busy counting the hairs on heads, and related recordkeeping.

  • notverylikely
    notverylikely

    Assuming hell is a place of torture and not a tortured state of mind?

    Milton.

  • notverylikely
    notverylikely

    And what more capable Hands could there be?

    Teddy Roosevelt.

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    But he has to wear sandals.

    With or without socks?

  • GromitSK
    GromitSK

    Without socks. The Devil wears 'em with Sandals.

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    "Heaven" by Talking Heads

    Everyone is trying to get to the bar
    The name of the bar
    The bar is called heaven

    The band in heaven
    They play my favourite song
    Play it one more time
    Play it all night long

    Oh heaven
    Heaven is a place
    A place where nothing
    Nothing ever happens

    Heaven
    Heaven is a place
    A place where nothing
    Nothing ever happens

    There is a party
    Everyone is there
    Everyone will leave at exactly the same time

    When this party's over
    It will start again
    It will not be any different
    It will be exactly the same

    Oh heaven
    Heaven is a place
    A place where nothing
    Nothing ever happens

    When this kiss is over
    It will start again
    It will not be any different
    It will be exactly the same

    It's hard to imagine
    That nothing at all
    Could be so exciting
    Could be this much fun

    Oh heaven
    Heaven is a place
    A place where nothing
    Nothing ever happens

    Heaven
    Heaven is a place
    A place where nothing

    Nothing ever happens

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNdMc6wGtU

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    I'd've been relieved to have been 'put out of my misery' as opposed to what many 'living' humans supposed 'I' (Jesus) were doing/or still am doing.

    Thank goodness for euthanasia (way back then).

    Let me rest in peace: please!

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    dear Terry...

    you said:

    "Everybody is entitled to his own opinion and his own Jesus.

    I personally was never much of a Jesus kind of guy. I really liked the whole Jehovah thing, though..........that is--until I found out I was misled.

    It is all very strange.

    Nobody really knows anything. Everybody is SO SURE about their own ideas.

    They get pissed off if you don't agree with them......or worse: they feel very very sorry for you.

    Sigh"

    there certainly are a lot of different people with their own Jesus...the Jesus of Islam is in subjection to the mahdi, the Pharisees believed that Jesus had a demon, Deepak believes that Jesus was only a good teacher, the WTBTS believes that Jesus is an angel, the Mormons believe that Jesus is the god of earth and that they can become a god of their own planet...

    while you were a JW did you "really like the whole Jehovah thing" because you AND the JW crew were convinced you were all right and everyone else was wrong?

    as a JW were YOU ever concerned about the eternal fate of the people?

    did you *sigh* for yourself or those that care about you?...

    love michelle

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