I would tell God that I left the JWs because I decided to stop worshipping Satan and became a Christian.
StAnn
OK lets just say for sake of arguement, armargedon comes, god wants to know why you left the JW's. What do you say to him?
by highdose 48 Replies latest jw friends
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ziddina
"God who?"
"Oh, are you the guy who couldn't be bothered to show up for the last 300,000 years while we were all peacefully worshipping Goddesses, then had to come along and spoil the party? Well, you can just BUGGER OFF!!"
"You took too long. I started worshipping Goddesses while you were dragging your feet..."
Zid
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flipper
Let's just say for the sake of argument - there is no such thing as Armageddon. So there is no reason for any of us to worry about what God thinks- or anybody else for that matter
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RAYZORBLADE
Purely fictional of course: 'but how is Santa?'
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The Finger
I had to listen to my conscience.
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kitten whiskers
Because you called and I listened. You touched my heart and took the "scales" from my eyes. You stood by me even though I quaked with fear. I lost my religion, but I found you, because you came and led me. You never left me, even when I doubted, you showed me how much more there was. I love you.
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kitten whiskers
This is also assuming that your question means armegeddon came, but not that God says that Jw's are correct.
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Think About It
"You mean to tell me that crazy cult was actually your true religion?" "You have got to be shitting me!"
Think About It
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Mall Cop
I don't know, I'm Agnostic!
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shamus100
I'd tell satan to stop playing with me.
The god of the watchtower is a horrible god. If he thinks I'd serve him because I should be scared of him I'd rather be dead.