....died in childbirth.
If I lived in Biblical times I would have....
by exwhyzee 44 Replies latest jw experiences
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changeling
...sat in the red tent...
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VoidEater
Offered my locusts to BTS... ;-)
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tenyearsafter
been stoned to death
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FlyingHighNow
Been made thin and in the pink of health by Jesus.
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FlyingHighNow
Oh yes and I'm sure I'd be remembered as a lady of reputation, right along with Mary Magdeline whose checkered pass is highly questioned by many biblical scholars today.
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yknot
Been a Barbarian to the north......
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FlyingHighNow
had many wives and it would have been a-o-k with the Man Upstairs.
I'd have been a maverick who had many husbands whom I sent over to "visit" all of Jimmy's wives.
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Darth plaugeis
Slit the throats of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego when they stepped out of the oven after my friends got killed by the same fire.
"Tell your Hebrew God Darth says hi"
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MrFreeze
C'mon Darth be honest, you woulda probably pee'd your pants and thought those guys were Gods.