A friend just shared this quote with me. He read it in "Pass The Jelly; Tales of Ordinary Enlightenment" by Gary Crowley, in which the narrator makes witty Zen observations as he wanders through his day. While having a discussion with some Jehovah's Witnesses who came to his door, he tells them, "It seems to me you folks are worshiping the teapot instead of drinking the tea."
I love that.