by nextdoorgirl 31 Replies latest jw friends
nextdoorgirl - what if I said that I would care for you and keep you secure. In exchange I would demand total obedience and fidelity and loyalty? Would you go all in?
When I read this, I am struck by the image of master to dog relationship. As this is meant to be between a man and a woman, can she also demand total obedience, fidelity and loyalty from her partner?
"I am struck by the image of master to dog relationship" - ndg
Why do you think women wear chokers?
Good one.
"nextdoorgirl - what if I said that I would care for you and keep you secure. In exchange I would demand total obedience and fidelity and loyalty? Would you go all in?" - Freydo
Would you?
Probably not - how do I know there would be absolute obedience and loyalty? LOL
Dogs don't cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never come to visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs like beer.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have ever had.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to your wallet, desk, or sock drawer.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their life.
Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs never want a foot rub.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find it amusing when you are drunk.
Dogs can't talk.
Dogs aren't catty.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
AND FINALLY...
Hhahaha
I'm confused. Been hit on pretty hard in the last few weeks by somebody about half my age.
Are they desperate or stupid? Or is there something I don't understand?
I don't know. You tell me.
Maybe they're just crazy.
