The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!

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  • Titus
    Titus

    I see only you....

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted ~ 7 hours ago (7/17/2010)



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    Psalm 146:1- Praise ye the Trinity. Praise theTrinity, O my soul. 2 While I live will I praise the Trinity: I will sing praises unto my Triune God while I have any being. 3 Put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help. 4 His breath goeth forth, his immortal soul goes to heaven , hell, purgatory, or limbo; in that very day he is judged .- RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted ~ 6 hours ago (7/17/2010)



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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5JjOymzrgU

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted ~ 6 hours ago (7/17/2010)



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    1 Thess 4:16-For the Lords Themselves shall descend from heaven with a shout, MIMICKING the voice of the archangel, and with Their own trumpets: and the dead in Christ shall be pulled from Heaven! 17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be Raptured with them in the clouds, to meet the Lords in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lords.- RCV

  • Titus
    Titus

    Again you:

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted ~ 2 hours ago (7/17/2010)



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    Nice quotes!

    Are you posting them since most on this site are so opposite to them?

    heh

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted ~ 2 hours ago (7/17/2010)



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    Nice quotes!

    Are you posting them since most on this site are so opposite to them?

    heh

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 42 mins ago (7/17/2010)



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    Hebrews 1:5-6- For example, to which one of the angels did They ever say: “You are Our son; We, today, We have become your Fathers”? And again: “We Ourselves shall become Thy Fathers, and They Themselves will become Our Sons”? 6- But when They again bring Their Never-Born into the inhabited earth, They say: “And let all The God’s angels worship Them.” - RCV

    Isn't it hilarious to try and put the square pegs (church dogma) into the round holes (Bible)?

  • Titus
    Titus

    And you again:

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 5 mins ago (7/17/2010)



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    Which fool are you referring to?

    (There are SO many here!)

  • Titus
    Titus

    on the page before this one:

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 2 days ago (7/15/2010)



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    Psalm 34:3- O magnify the LORDS with me, and let us exalt Their Names together. - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 2 days ago (7/15/2010)



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    Psalm 83:18- That they may know that thou three, whose names are LORD, Ghost, and Jesus, art the Most High over all the earth. - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted a day ago (7/15/2010)



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    John 17:20- We pray also for those who will believe in Us through their message, 21 that all of them may be one, God-the-Father, just as you are in Us and We are in You, and God-the-Ghost. Then we can ALL be one Happy Godhead forever! - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted a day ago (7/15/2010)



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    Acts 5:30- The Gods of our fathers raised up Jesus God, whom ye slew and hanged on a tree.
    31 He hath the Triune Majesty has GIVEN BACK the position of Prince and Saviour, for to give repentance to Israel, and forgiveness of sins. - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted a day ago (7/15/2010)



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    Acts 5:30- The Gods of our fathers raised up Jesus God, whom ye slew and hanged on a tree.
    31 He hath the Triune Majesty has GIVEN BACK the position of Prince and Saviour, for to give repentance to Israel, and forgiveness of sins. - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted a day ago (7/16/2010)



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    Heb 9:14- How much more shall the blood of God-the-Christ, who through the eternal God-the-Spirit offered Himself without spot to God-the-Father, purge your conscience from dead works to serve the living Trinity? - RCV

  • Titus
    Titus

    The same fool again:

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted a day ago (7/16/2010)



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    Funny- that's what happens when I read your whiney attacks...

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted a day ago (7/16/2010)



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    Heb 9:14- How much more shall the blood of God-the-Christ, who through the eternal God-the-Spirit offered Himself without spot to God-the-Father, purge your conscience from dead works to serve the living Trinity? - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted a day ago (7/16/2010)



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    Titus 2:13- Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God-the-Father, Ghost, and Savior-God, Jesus Christ. - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted a day ago (7/16/2010)



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    Titus 2:13- Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God-the-Father, Ghost, and Savior-God, Jesus Christ. - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted a day ago (7/16/2010)



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    Heb 1:8- But unto God-the-Son, God-the-Father, and God-the-Ghost saith, Thy throne, O God-the-Son is for ever and ever: a sceptre of righteousness is the sceptre of thy kingdom. - RCV

  • Titus
    Titus

    ETC...

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 3 days ago (7/14/2010)



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    How IMPRESSIVE!

    When its revealed you don't know whatcher talkin' about, call me a Troll!

    Thanks!

    the Mad Troll

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 2 days ago (7/14/2010)



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    Luke 13:20- And again he said, Whereunto shall I liken the kingdom of God? 21 It is like a special membership in an Exclusive Club, which a man bragged about, telling all he was 'Born-Again' and was going to Heaven. All else are doomed to Hellfire. - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 2 days ago (7/14/2010)



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    Ezekiel 18:4-Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall never die, EITHER, for they're all IMMORTAL, going to Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, or even Limbo! - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 2 days ago (7/15/2010)



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    Mark 10:40- but to sit at Our right or left is not for Us to grant. We, God-the-Father, and God-the-Ghost have to Scissors, Rock and Paper! - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 2 days ago (7/15/2010)



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    Mark 16:15- And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel " He's RISEN!" to every creature; dogs and cats listen often. - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 2 days ago (7/15/2010)



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    Luke 4:1- Jesus God, full of the Holy-Ghost-God, left the Jordan and were led by Themselves into the wilderness. - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 2 days ago (7/15/2010)



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    John 8:27-28- They did not grasp that They were talking to them about God-the-Father. 28 Therefore Jesus God said: “When once YOU have lifted up the Son of man, then YOU will know that We are the I AM, and that We do nothing of Our own initiative; but just as God-the-Father taught Us, We speak these things. - RVC

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 2 days ago (7/15/2010)



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    John 8:29- The Two who sent Me is with Me; We are ONE, and they have not left me alone, for I always do what pleases Us!" - RCV

    theMadJWRe: The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids! posted 2 days ago (7/15/2010)



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    John 10:29- God-the-Father, who has given them to Us, is greater than all (except Me and God-the-Ghost); no one can snatch them out of Our hands. 30 I and God-the -Father, and God-the-Ghost are the Same Person. I am God Almighty, the Supreme Being...er...well one of Three Supreme Beings, anyways!" - RCV

  • Titus
    Titus

    I don't see MANY FOOLS. I see only you:

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    Too bad you haven't checked the mirror!

    Believe the RCV a real translation? heh

  • Titus
    Titus
    Too bad you haven't checked the mirror!

    Oh, yes. I am fool because I dropped few posts on LITERALLY YOUR thread. OKAY, but you said that here are SO MANY FOOLS. You and me makes only two fools. I don't see MANY FOOLS.

    Which part of REAL Bible do you read today? Do you use this schedule? http://www.watchtower.org/e/20090801a/diagram_01.htm

    Isn't that nice how our Organization cares for us? Heh

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    Cares for US?

    Are YOU a JW?

    I don't rely on THEM- why the ref?

    Stop being so ANGRY- this Board is just for fun!

    (Or there ARE a lotta serious fools!)

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