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Ok I got inspired by the other bumper sticker thread. I'm too lazy to figure out how to make the actual sticker but how about:
"I read the Watchtower and Awake for 25 years and all I got were these lousy ISSUES!"
or
"My Honor Student runs the mics"
Anyone want to contribute?
"The Generation Has Passed" (picture of skeletons on the sticker)
"144,000 Reasons You're Going to Heaven"
"Jehovah's Witnesses: Predicting False Dates Since 607 BCE"
how about " we as Jerkhoobahs Witnesses are the only group spreading the good news of Gods Kingdom, bought to you by paedophiles daily"
generations of new light
wheres armageddon when you need it
*Friends don't let friends become Jehovah's Witnesses*
*Don't answer the door on Saturday morning*
What Generation Do You Overlap?
Got Spirit Direction?
Watchtower University Educated- Well... I read the mags.
Watchtower is My Co-pilot... Ok, I am THEIR Co-pilot... Ok, I am Not Even That, But I Steer.... Well, I Steer After Consulting Watchtower
I brake for Smurfs.
Kool aid - It's the future.
