The "5 Pillars" of Witness life...

by stuckinarut2 34 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Slave4_38y
    Slave4_38y

    One overzealous idiot always added: Meditate on spiritual things . . .

    I often wondered how to do that "meditation" when your life is crammed full of work/school, five meetings a week and 60 hours per month in the field. (I auxiliary pioneered - any way of getting those hours back?)

  • leaving_quietly
    leaving_quietly
    I've never heard of the five pillars. I've heard PASS for years (Prayer, Association, Study, Service)
  • Syme
    Syme

    Guys, here's the REAL "5 pillars of Witness life"

    1) Masturbation

    2) Porn

    3) Lying about masturbation and porn

    4) Pretending happiness

    5) NOT THINKING


  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    Have they not pinched this "5 pillars " thing from Islam?

    The Five Pillars of Islam

    1. Shahadah (declaration of faith): "I bear witness that there is no god, but God; I bear witness that Muhammad is the prophet of God." By reciting this, one enters Islamic faith.

    2. Salaah (prayer): Muslims are required to pray five times a day, washing themselves before prayer and facing in the direction of Mecca while praying.

    3. Zakat (charity): Muslims are required to give away a percentage of their earnings to those less fortunate, regardless of their religion.

    4. Saum (fasting): Muslims fast for one lunar month each year, a period called Ramadan. During this time, Muslims reflect on their behaviour and strive to purify their thoughts.

    5. Hajj (pilgrimage): If it is financially possible, Muslims are required to travel to Mecca once in their lifetime.

  • Separation of Powers
    Separation of Powers
    I think someone decided to grab a little from the Sikh community. The Sikh have their five articles of faith....the keski, the kangha, the kara, the kacchera, and the kirpan. They also have three pillars which are basically mediation, effort, and charity. A lot like the Buddhists and their pillars.....looks like some JW has been studying eastern religion and decided to make it applicable to the hum-drum world that is the ORG>
  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    The Five Pills of witness life

    prozac

    valium

    xanax

    lexapro

    zoloft

  • talesin
    talesin
    Phaedra8 days agoI was raised with the same "five fingers" as life is to short described.

    Phaedra, I would love to read LITS thread and/or comments about this. Can you link us to that thread? I couldn't find it using the Search function. Thanks!

    sparrowdown ,, I agree!

    Just sayin', and a heads-up to anyone who wants to do their own, personal research to confirm what I am claiming in the next para. (Yes, I could post references - but it's time for YOU to learn how to check out 'scrips for yourself! xo)

    Effexxor could be added to that list, and the JW leadership must love this drug, because it causes sexual dysfunction in most users. My "EX" doctor said that in the medical profession, they call it "Side Effexxor". I didn't think that was very funny, and it's one of the reasons why she is now my EX doctor. *smiles*

    ** for anyone who is saying to themselves "HOLY S***, is that why I can't <insert word>???"

    YES, it is. Check this out on verifiable medical sites, and ask your pharmacist. Depending on the practitioner, your MD may or may not be knowledgeable.

    xo

    tal :sunglasses:

  • talesin
    talesin

    sparrowdown ,, I so agree!

    Just sayin', and a heads-up to anyone who wants to do their own, personal research to confirm what I am claiming in the next para. (Yes, I could post references - but it's time for YOU to learn how to check out 'scrips for yourself! xo)

    Effexxor could be added to that list, and the JW leadership must love this drug, because it causes sexual dysfunction in most users. My "EX" doctor said that in the medical profession, they call it "Side Effexxor". I didn't think that was very funny, and it's one of the reasons why she is now my EX doctor. *smiles*

    ** for anyone who is saying to themselves "HOLY S***, is that why I can't <insert word>???"

    YES, it is. Check this out out verifiable medical sites, and ask your pharmacist. Depending on the practitioner, your MD may or may not be knowledgeable.

    xo

    tal :sunglasses:

  • talesin
    talesin

    sparrowdown ,, I so agree!

    Just sayin', and a heads-up to anyone who wants to do their own, personal research to confirm what I am claiming in the next para. (Yes, I could post references - but it's time for YOU to learn how to check out 'scrips for yourself! xo)

    Effexxor could be added to that list, and the JW leadership must love this drug, because it causes sexual dysfunction in most users. My "EX" doctor said that in the medical profession, they call it "Side Effexxor". I didn't think that was very funny, and it's one of the reasons why she is now my EX doctor. *smiles*

    ** for anyone who is saying to themselves "HOLY S***, is that why I can't <insert word>???"

    YES, it is. Check this out out verifiable medical sites, and ask your pharmacist. Depending on the practitioner, your MD may or may not be knowledgeable.

    xo

    tal :sunglasses:

  • Hairtrigger
    Hairtrigger
    Ahhhh..The elusive fifth pillar...PEDOPHILIA!

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