Or do those words have different meanings in churchese?
Learn to Speak Fluent Churchese!
by theMadJW 49 Replies latest watchtower bible
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theMadJW
In churchese , " here to shit on the faces" may mean "to show scriptures to".
It's very difficult to undersatnd any churchoids speaking that language...
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thetrueone
If you folks haven't noticed yet, theMADJW is a smug vindictive troll, who has come here to shit on the faces who put down his
one and only true religion the JWS, so I wouldn't make any comments on his threads or take notice of him at all.
He hasn't come here to discuss anything and I'm wondering why he hasn't been given the boot by the Moderators
of the forum. ........Lady Lee where are you ?
Please do not feed this troll !
Please ignore his attempts to spam his own web site here.
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theMadJW
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Of COURSE I'm here to discuss- what are you afraid of Charlie Troll?
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theMadJW
That your kite's gonna fall on your head again?
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Kenneson
Yes, we all know how much you love to discuss with YOURSELF. Bwahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!
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theMadJW
True! When truth's brought up- the rest of you run and hide...
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theMadJW
"Come out, come out- wherever you are!"
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theMadJW
Lesson #4 from http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm -
The word "Almighty"...
In churchese, the "Al" is silent. For since there are 3 Gods...well just "One" in a twilightzonian sense...that are 3 separate 'Supreme' Beings....and all 3 are EQUAL in Power and Authority, the term "Almighty' quickly becomes obsolete.
Therefore JUST STOP USING IT! It is FORBIDDEN if you are to speak churchese...or maybe you'll just have to hire an interpreter! (Or tarot cards will do.)
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theMadJW
In churchese, "Troll" is someone who says something so truthful that they can't give it a spin!