I need you to pray for me, I absolutely want to die right now. I feel so horrible right now.

miseryloveselders

I just massacred and entire bag of Oreo cookies and quarter gallon of milk. My stomach is killing me. Ohh, I just want to croak right now. This is one of those, "God if you make this go away, I'll never do it again" moments. At least until next time anyway!
metatron

How foolish!
Next time lose the Oreos. Buy Orange Milanos instead. Much better.
metatron
asilentone

just go to the toilet and shit all of them.
miseryloveselders

LOL, you guys man.
sherah

I got the bubbly guts just thinking about that combo!
Finally-Free

What you need now is a couple of double rye and cokes. Maybe even a pizza.
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troubled mind

"OH Lord we come before you in behalf of our sinful friend .....please forgive this gluttonous sinner and if it be your will soothe the belly of this undeserving one ......AAAAaaaahhhhhmen "
serenitynow!

Dont scare me, I was about to get you to call the suicide hotline! Why would you eat that many oreos with all that milk? You should be drinking a cocktail like me. :-)
mrsjones5

Drink some ginger ale and do a big belch, you might feel better.
Gregor

First, brush and floss your teeth.