penfriend for Witness in Prison

by jacki 48 Replies latest jw friends

  • JWoods
    JWoods

    We had an American Indian girl in my old congregation in OKC named Sheila -

    So the guys always sang that JW song "Oh Sheila-mite maiden".

    She looked a lot like Law & Order assistant DA Angie Harmon.

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    Mary and Snowbird; PMSL

  • Mary
    Mary

    Okay, I'm done! I wanted to keep it short and sweet. Lemme know what you think:

    Dear Brother Jailbird:

    MARRY ME OR DIE!!

    Here's a picture of me waiting for your answer:

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    ROFL!

    THAT should cure his loneliness in a hurry!

    Syl

  • JWoods
    JWoods

    Young psychopaths in love.

    And here I thought true romance was dead in the world.

  • Mary
    Mary
    Mary, you are returning to the org??

    Who wouldn't return to the Organization when such a fine member of the opposite sex is available? I'm sure that with prayer and good behaviour, Jehovah will make sure my love is released from prison just like He did with Rutherfraud & Co. after he has served a time, times and half a time. After that, he can reach out for greater responsibilities without the fear of being gang-banged!!

    What a wonderful future I can look forward to!!

  • jacki
    jacki

    Hi, I'm back. Someone wanted me to introduce myself - so here I am. I'm in the UK so my timing is way different to yours. I write to a guy who was on the Row and got his conviction overturned. He met this guy, Tyrone, whilst he was on appeal and I was asked to find him a correspondent. I mentioned his race just for extra info - no other reason. As far as I know, he's single and his doing a 33-life sentence on the 3 strikes law in california. I'm not sure exactly what he did - it tends to be a 'no-no' question until you get into the correspondence some. If any of you are serious about writing him his details are:

    [Address removed]

  • Aussie Oz
    Aussie Oz

    Presuming he is in for 33 years after 3 strikes

    I gather he became a JW while inside.

    Why does he need a penfriend?

    surely those who brought him the 'truth' would be filling this need?

    And what about the congregation that serves the prison... do they not help with his loneliness?

    This seems suss to me... male prisoner seeks JW 'penfriend'?

    Smells like seeking a 'relationship' to me...

  • Mary
    Mary

    Auzzie.....do you want an invitation to our wedding??!! I'm thinking of asking Alice.in.Wonderland to be my Maid of Honor......

    I'm counting down the daze....I mean 'days' until I'm Mrs. Jailbird!!

  • isaacaustin
    isaacaustin

    Mary, will Reniaa be in your wedding too?

    How about Bane?

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