My Lord spoke to me and told me to pout

by undercover 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • JWoods
    JWoods
    I'm afraid not my friend! I am a classy lady! I was making a point.
    Peace and light

    Perhaps we missed that point? I even went and checked your other thread and was dissapointed...

    I dunno... too many beers can be pretty dangerous

    Especially when the two of them work together - fairy gets you drunk, witch turns you into froggie. But, you know, maybe this is an answer to the Discovery Channel hostage taker guy - he hates humans but loves froggies...

  • undercover
    undercover

    Do we have a signal for the beer fairy? Kinda like the Bat light? Or is that what Bud Light is? She sees you drinking shitty beer and swoops in to bring you good beer.

    Have I digressed?

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    Maybe he meant Trout Pout. He could be telling you to get your lips made over.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Do we have a signal for the beer fairy? Kinda like the Bat light?

    How about this:

    Or something similar to this, but it could say "Beer me"-

  • poopsiecakes
  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    The Lord loves a good pout.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Hey, I thought about starting a list of those that claim communication with the supernatural (God, Lord, Jesus, Joseph Rutherford, Moroni, etc.)
    So far I have:

    The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses
    The Apostles of the Church of Latter Day Saints (Mormons)
    The Pope
    All the televangelizers
    Now, Undercover and a few other JWN posters.

    I don't believe any of these so far. Anyone you care to add?

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis

    Jim Jones

  • CuriousButterfly
    CuriousButterfly

    OMG Undercoover I was drinking coffee and now my nose is burning, good one!

  • undercover
    undercover
    I thought about starting a list of those that claim communication with the supernatural (God, Lord, Jesus, Joseph Rutherford, Moroni, etc.)
    So far I have:

    The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses
    The Apostles of the Church of Latter Day Saints (Mormons)
    The Pope
    All the televangelizers
    Now, Undercover and a few other JWN posters.

    I don't believe any of these so far. Anyone you care to add?

    hmmmph...

    Of the JWN posters, you only call me out by name.

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