I just broke up with Alice..... was it the right thing to do????

by Darth plaugeis 41 Replies latest social humour

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis
    Her heart belongs to her occult masters.

    But I'm a Dark Lord Of the Sith.... occult ha mind tricks nothing more.

    So this is how Vader felt when his chick died.

    what a pussy.

    I'm better than this...... I'm reborn!!!!

    I am wom... Man Hear me rOAR

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Alice just wanted you for your Glue..

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3118/3171787373_a26ca4b538_z.jpg

    ........................ ...OUTLAW

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    Outlaw, that picture is so much a part of Alice now, it's gonna have to start using it as its avatar.

    Every time it posts now, that's the picture in my head.

    lol

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis

    Ok as a Dark Lord there is only one thing I can do to make myself feel better........

    Kill Billions of Life forms......

    Much better........ anyone up for Dinner... my treat

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    Darth, you need to make an honest woman out of her. I know that's not going to be easy, but it's the right thing to do!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    This is Alice`s last Glue Sniffing Boyfriend..

    http://static.open.salon.com/files/gluesniffing1250259677.jpg

    ......................... ...OUTLAW

  • freeflyingfaerie
    freeflyingfaerie

    oooohhhh...darth...i'm so sorry, was it her toxic stench? the fact that she's an attention whore? even if it is all negative?

    her callous touch?

    you'll get through this, you will

  • charlie brown jr.
    charlie brown jr.

    A long long time ago in a Galaxy far away......

    Alice promised to go away......

    Return Of the MAZE....PT3

    I love my Alice

  • charlie brown jr.
    charlie brown jr.

    Alice you have my E mail right?????

    We can still be friends.....

    I love YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Ain't luv grand (i hear that it hurts so good)?

    S

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