by cameo-d 18 Replies latest jw friends
Just in your wildest imagination.....
Armageddon has come and gone. All the JWs were safe in their tomb-like Halls. It's PARTY TIME now.
Without any pagans to admonish, no more literature to hand out....do you think the JWs will miss it? What will be their new mission?
Will they just hang out and party for awhile? What will the JWs do for entertainment and to occupy themselves now?
At our Hall, that dance move was called the S.D.O.F. "Shakin' the dust off yer' feet" It was the only one we were allowed to do. There was also a slow dance version where you danced face to face, but you had to keep an AID BOOK's distance between you and your partner. ( kidding )
It will be JUST like the last scene in Return of the Jedi.
-Sab
Sab: "It will be JUST like the last scene in Return of the Jedi."
Can you post the scene or explain it? I am not familiar.
Their new mission....
Cleaning up all the rotting carcasses of 99% of all the evil Worldly People slaughtered by Jehovah.
Grab a shovel and start digging!
Heaven,
Just think! After a joyous day of shoveling, it will be PARTY TIME after dark.
Think of all the creativity that will pour forth after this momentous occassion!
the walking begins. everyone will be called to a central location by continent.
friggin: "the walking begins."
Did you know that the "Jehovah Witness Walk" is in the Urban Dictionary?
JEHOVAH WITNESS WALK
Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.
I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jehovah%27s%20Witness%20walk
This was always a favourite at JW weddings I went to. I never understood why.
W
Don't forget the Paradise Picnics.
