I never had to think about what a massive predicament it is to be watching your 6 month old alone and having a massive dump come along that you know is going to take 10-15 minutes...especially if your child is being really fussy.
-Sab
Things you didn't think about before you became a parent
by sabastious 27 Replies latest jw friends
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brotherdan
I never thought that I'd catch poo in my hand from a 6 month old. I never thought that I'd let my son wipe his boogers off on my shirt. I never thought that I'd see a naked butt hole farting.
Being a parent is an eye opener....
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stuckinamovement
getting baby crap on your suit before you have to give a talk at the KH
being perpetually semi retarded from the lack of sleep
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TheClarinetist
Another thing that people don't usually think about before becoming parents...
...birth control.
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GLTirebiter
I never imagined reading all of Dr. Suess's books again after second grade, let alone enjoying them.
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mamalove
lets see, today my 4 year old confessed she spilled oatmeal on the floor. I said, did you wipe it up with the papertowel? She said, nope I picked it up off the floor and ate it. This was post eating a booger.
poop, yes I get called in the potty to look at poop. and you still have to help them wipe their butts even when you think they should be able to do it by themselves.
the spontanious kisses and I love you's make me want to bottle them up so they won't get any older. Good times.