I am with Superpunk's last comment. Jeff, I try sarcasm every now and again. Good luck with that.
My Apologies to Christians.
by AK - Jeff 119 Replies latest jw experiences
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cyberjesus
You are misled dude!
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AK - Jeff
Are you back, Jesus, my Lord? Oh wait.... did you change your first name to Cyber?
Jeff
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undercover
And he carries a gun...
so much for turning the other cheek...
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snowbird
I must apologize, for I have seen the light.
Luke 11:35 Make sure that the light you think you have is not actually darkness. NLT
Syl
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AK - Jeff
I know Sylvia - THAT is what worries me most.....
I once mistakenly thought that a hooker was interested in me.... she just wanted pizza and some other stuff it turns out.
Jeff
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snowbird
John 1:9 The one who is the true Light, who gives light to everyone, was coming into the world. NLT
You don't have to worry, Jeff.
We're in good Hands.
Syl
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superpunk
I am with Superpunk's last comment. Jeff, I try sarcasm every now and again. Good luck with that.
Suffer for a few hours, die for three days (knowing full well that you have the power to bring....yourself? back to life), be the savior of the world and live eternally on your heavenly throne (I'm guessing there is free HBO)...?
Sign me up.
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JRK
I'd like to overcome a naked woman with a snake. Just sayin'.
JK
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THE GLADIATOR
AK - Jeff May I suggest that you need to get God out of your head and out of your life.
Time for us mortals is precious. We are not rehearsing for a life in wonderland. This is the real deal and we will soon return to dust. Until then make sure your limbs are well oiled and you are enjoying the ride. Live every moment as though it may be your last because it soon will be.
Believers will die with their hopes. I want to die with my memories of a life well spent. How else do we honour the gift if life?
Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant. (Those who are about to die salute you)