Got a visit from door-to-door JW's! (page 2)

johnnyblazedog

I love to answer the door when they call, I usually let them speak for a little bit and then jump in when they start to pull out the literature and reveal myself to them. Thats when they turn and run. I usually call out to them when they are leaving and say "Tell the brothers and sisters I say "HELLO". I love to see them run!!!

I fill my motorcycle up every morning at the same gas station and they are always there, they approached me once and I gave them the same routine. They stay away now, I just wave at them and gun my bike and pop a wheelie.

My inlaws had me answer the door once and where AMAZED how fast I got rid of them. They asked me "How did you that?", no matter how hard they try they cant seem to make them go away......the awesomeness of being DFd!!! HAHA

donuthole

Did you ever figure out who the other sister was?

No. But she knew me. Is my name on the Territory Card? LOL. I figured she might be from the former-Litchfield hall or something. Maybe an old-timer I should've known.

moshe

I have seen many JWs run away from me- I think that the 70 + year old JWs should consult their doctor before they run that fast.

mimimimi

donuthole,

I know that sister, too. Very sweet lady and were it not for the fact you are df'd, she would have hugged you and been excited to see you and find out what is going on with you. How sad that she is so misguided as to follow the dictates of the Watchtower Society. Good for you in acting how the Spirit has taught you. JW's are taught to act totally in opposition to the Spirit and don't even realize it.

Ginny Hampton Loftus

Quentin

They must know were I live....10 yrs no jw's show up, ever....

jamiebowers

Unless my crazy jw mom let the kh know my new last name and address, I can't imagine why they don't come here. Eight years at this address where I haven't even been a jw in this state, yet we've had no visits in the last seven years. We found back issues of the ragazines and tracts a few times in the first year, but I was working full time outside of the house. I've worked at home for the last seven years with nary a visit.

WTWizard

All I got was a phone call from a pio-sneer that wanted to waste 15 minutes of my time. Rather, they just got a recording and left a rambling message. Good thing my answering machine allows me to cut a message short and erase just that message by hitting Erase while it is playing, and then confirming I want to erase it.

Needless to say, I am not going to return the call. Nice waste of 15 minutes of their time.

SnakesInTheTower

jamiebowers:

I've worked at home for the last seven years with nary a visit.

that is because JWs avoid doing actual door-to-door like the plague. Though two "gentlemen" hit my future MIL the other day. She took their literature but said she had a toothache. She is eccentric. She is also Catholic....if the JWs come back....that should be interesting.

mimimimi:

Ginny Hampton Loftus

aint it nice to not care if they know who we are anymore?

..and on a side note... just in case there is still any doubt in those dumb ass elder's collective minds if they want to DF me, make sure it is for saying:

THE WATCHTOWER SOCIETY IS NOT DIRECTED BY GOD OR HOLY SPIRIT NOR ARE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES OR IT'S GOVERNING BODY.

Unlike the flimsy "proof" of apostasy our JC had on Donuthole, I want them idiots to have clear proof in their puny minds about me.

Snakes (Richard E. Bailey of the "They would DF me if they would Google me!" Sheep Class)

isaacaustin

Snakes, you were on donuthole's JC?

You do not have to answer that if the question is too personal to either you or donuthole.

OnTheWayOut

How dare you not start with the words "I'm disfellowshipped" when they call at your door?

There are rules, fellow. If you can't follow them, they will double disfellowship you.

Got a visit from door-to-door JW's!

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