Allergic To The Kingdom Hall!

by metatron 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    Once again, the sisters show us the way!
    How would you like to break free from Watchtower
    domination of your life and discreetly 'drift away'?

    Well, how about being allergic to the Kingdom Hall?

    Kingdom Halls are intermitently heated places often
    blessed with mildew, dust, and dander. Some sisters
    here and there, have become allergic to these conditions,
    meaning that they rarely, if ever, attend meetings!
    Elders quickly give up trying to mollify them - leaving
    them free to drift away - often with the sympathy of the
    congregation.

    If that doesn't work, try becoming allergic to perfumes
    and scents. You can't ask everyone to stop smelling
    good, so the results are the same - a get out of jail free
    card!

    Both techniques work well - even for wives of prominent
    elders and circuit overseers.

    metatron (AH------CHOOOOO!)

  • nytelecom1
    nytelecom1

    how thankful we are then that the Great Jah
    has blessed his servants with the forsight of
    telephone tie in's..our fellow brothers and sisters
    no longer have to miss on the spiritual food....
    if you are fortunate to be in my kingdom hall
    i can arrange for Voice over IP too......Praise Jah!!
    let all glory go to him....

  • BobsGirl
    BobsGirl

    I know of this phenomenon. My mother is allergic to dust and mold .... but she is also allergic to perfumes as well ... She is not just allergic to the KH .. she is allergic to "fellowship".

    I wonder ... is this a strictly "sister" thing or are there "brothers" in the same boat.

    BTW ... my Dad is an elder.

    BobsGirl

    "May the work of your hands be a sign of gratitude and reverence to the human condition." - Mahatma Gandhi

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    I don't own a telephone.....I never went to college so I can't afford one. Some elder told me to....:)

  • nytelecom1
    nytelecom1

    perhaps you would benefit from the multitude of
    wireless devices....PRAISE BE TO JAH!!

  • GinnyTosken
  • LB
    LB

    At our old hall many were allergic to the smells. Perfumes were the cause of several local needs talks. But some of those sisters would just bathe in that smelly stuff. My eyes would water when they walked by, but you couldn't stop them from stinking.

    We had many with bad enough allergies that they took their meetings over the telephone, except a book study that was for people that couldn't tolerate the stink.

    To be honest I don't think any of them were being phoney about the problems. They really did have troubles with it.


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

  • Scully
    Scully

    This is actually a steadily growing problem, and not exclusive to people who attend Kingdom Halls.

    At all of the hospitals where I have trained and worked, there is a fragrance-free policy. It's difficult to enforce, naturally, because people automatically assume that fragrance-free means body odour.

    Environmental sensitivities and allergies are becoming more and more common. The ductwork and ventilation systems of older buildings (like the 85 year old hospital where I work) are loaded with nasty stuff. Birds like pigeons roost and nest in the vents to the outside. At least 2 or 3 times a year, my colleagues and I have had to shoo bats away from patient corridors and find a way to catch them. You can rest assured (or not!) with the knowledge that if bats have found their way into a building, their excrement is around too. Not to mention what chemicals filter into the ventilation system from the labs and the morgue. We breathe the dust from all this crap and it's no wonder people become sick.

    At the age of 38, I'm finding that there are some patient rooms that I simply cannot enter without my eyes starting to burn and water. If the oncoming staff at change of shift approaches me after having recently sprayed their hair with something to keep it in place, or has put on perfume, it only takes a few seconds and my eyes start burning and watering, my nose becomes congested and I begin coughing. If the exposure is longer than a few minutes, I end up with a migraine.

    I had similar problems when we installed new carpeting in our home. Thank goodness it was summertime and we could air out the carpet smell over the course of a couple of weeks.

    I'd probably not be able to make it through a meeting at the Kingdom Hall these days. You just can't convince people to stop wearing perfume because it renders someone else breathless. In a poorly ventilated, windowless environment (which is what most modern Kingdom Halls are) there is no relief for someone with fragrance allergies. Having to be in that environment for up to 2½ hours at a time would be torture for me now. You can't control what someone in front of you or behind you is going to be wearing. The brothers with the roving microphones are the worst as their cologne wafts past you as they march up and down the aisles to do their part.

    While I'm not discounting your 'suggestion' that some people might be feigning an allergic condition to get out of having to attend meetings, Metatron, the problem is a lot more serious than you (evidently someone who is unaffected) believe it to be.

    Here's a brief synopsis of items that can trigger MCS (Multiple Chemical Sensitivity) in the article that follows:
    http://healing.about.com/library/weekly/aa010119b.htm

    Perfumed fragrances are just the tip of the iceburg among the chemicals we are exposed to on a daily basis that can be categorized as irritants. Everywhere we go we are confronted with a variety of man-made products and waste by-products that have the potential to insult our senses.

    Here is a short list:

    gasoline
    diesel exhaust
    acetone
    fabric softeners,
    scented laundry detergents
    acetate (often in hairspray)
    nail polish paints
    magic markers
    carpet solvents
    deodorized cat litter
    scented shampoos and conditioners
    propane/butane
    cigarette smoke
    bug spray
    furniture polish
    mothballs

    Adrienne Buffaloe, MD, medical director of New York City's first chemical-free Environmental Medicine Center reports in her article entitled It's a Serious Problem More Often Than You Think!!! that there are over 70,000 chemicals commercially produced in the United States alone. Pretty mind-boggling. Needless to say, our earth is filled with man-made compotents that are potentially harmful to our bodies and well-being.

    Those afflicted by chemical sensitivities experience very real consequences. And although the medical community is now diagnosing more cases of MCS (Multiple Chemical Sensitiviy) globally the treatment is is not fully recognized as a clinical syndrome by mainstream medical practitioners.

    I know you were being facetious when you 'suggested' that it was an easy way out of going to meetings, Metatron. But people who do that are doing a disservice to those of us who truly do experience physical hardship of this kind. I'm glad you've been spared from it because it means that you can do things that I used to take for granted, like taking my kids to a crowded movie theatre and not having to think about sitting close to an exit in case I need to step out for a breath of air or to go and rinse my eyes.

    Love, Scully

    It is not persecution for an informed person
    to expose a certain religion as being false.
    - WT 11/15/63

    A religion that teaches lies cannot be true. -WT 12/1/91

  • TR
    TR

    Nytelemeetingattendance,

    That's a great idea! Now one can go about their business without telemarketers annoying us!

    TR

    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    --Benjamin Franklin, 1759

  • metatron
    metatron

    I don't deny that many innocent people suffer from allergies,
    however I note how my own health (including a few intermitent
    allergies) has improved since I walked away.

    I strongly believe in the MIND-BODY connection - and its ability
    to amplify effects of emotional stress as objective disorders.

    I see wives of prominent overseers dragged along suffering from
    strange, chronic conditions. I know a sister now 'allergic to
    the hall' seemingly after the molestation of her daughter was
    revealed long after the elders covered it up.

    Faking it? I don't doubt their suffering is real.
    Their body is sending a silent message.

    metatron

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