Name Something Positive About Jehovah's Witnesses

by minimus 139 Replies latest social relationships

  • minimus
    minimus

    They attract celebrities, especially black ones.

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    New recuits are not only given the questions to the pre-baptism oral exam, they're given the answers.

  • recovering
    recovering

    The best thing about jws is they deemed me unworthy of being one of them (i actually asked them to disfellowship me at the jc) this way I can lead a more normal life

  • SweetBabyCheezits
    SweetBabyCheezits

    They don't quibble over the hair a man grows below the neck or above the lip.

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    Leaving the organization is as simple as writing a letter.

  • minimus
    minimus

    They are very hip.

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    At no charge, local elders will play the role of private detective to assist members in securing Scriptural divorces.

  • SweetBabyCheezits
    SweetBabyCheezits

    They're like Scrubbing Bubbles when it comes to thinking: They do all the work so you don't have toooooooo!

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    They made head coverings for women fashionable.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Leavingwt....I have to hand it to you! YOU are the best! LOL!!! LOL!!!

    Also, I like the fact that they just don't "quibble" over silly things!

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