What you do 99% of the time is just what you did in the sentence above. That, my "friend" is not literary satire.
Journey-On: I'm flattered that you follow and analyze all my posts so closely that you are able to come up with such an accurate percentage of what I do.
My apologies if I offended you by agreeing with you that you were indeed "picking at me". In the future I shall try be much more kind and less "mean" to you, following your sterling example in your first post to directly address me on this thread:
Here comes Momma with her verbal paddle. Run along now boys. The fun is over. (Just pickin' atcha, Cog-in-the-wheel)
Or, perhaps if I put little winky faces after my passive aggressive insults, as you do, that would make it all better?
Your "friend",
Coggy