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THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS SPACE ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS.
IT'S BEEN USED SUCCESSFULLY BY FORMER ABDUCTEES FOR TEN YEARS.
Inventor Michael Menkin wearing a thought screen helmet and pointing to Velostat protective lining. Photo copyright Michael Menkin 2009. All Rights Reserved.
THIS WEBSITE TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET, THE MATERIALS AND TOOLS YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE, AND WHERE YOU CAN OBTAIN THE MATERIALS
There is no malicious software, spyware, spam, virus, or any other destructive software on this site.
IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU
Full-time employed aviation technical writer Michael Menkin making a thought screen helmet. Construction time for each helmet is four hours.
How The Thought Screen Helmet Works
The thought screen helmet scrambles telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can't communicate or control humans, they do not take them.
A Record of Success
The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only three failures have been reported since 1998.
Worldwide Use
Adults and children all over America, all over Australia, in Canada, the United Kingdom, India, Austria, Italy, Portugal, and in the Republic of South Africa are wearing thought screen helmets to stop alien abductions. Many former abudctees have been wearing thought screen helmets successfully since 1999.
Successful Shielding Material
Other shielding material was tried in previous models with less success. Only thought screen helmets using Velostat are effective. Large leather aviator hats lined with Velostat with secure straps are recommended for making effective helmets but any hat that covers your whole head and has eight sheets of Velostat will work. A similar material called LINQSTAT, which is made in Canada, may also be used.
Cost of Materials is $30
You can make a thought screen helmet for $30 if you purchase Velostat by the yard.
You Can Make Different Kinds of Thought Screens
For photos of other types of thought screens go to Aliens and Children, the sister site, in the links section.