Best one I ever heard was from Flipper himself: being disfellowshipped for "circumstantial fornication."
What is that? Well, it basically means, "we have no proof whatsoever that you committed fornication, but it kinda appears that you put yourself in a position where you COULD commit fornication, so we are going to df you. Just in case you actually DID commit a crime that we have no evidence for."
Unfortunately, the dfing in that case is not also a "circumstantial" one. It's the real deal and carries the same punishment as a regular dfing.
If folks cannot understand anything else, I hope they understand that when the WTS wants something done, and they can find no Biblical reason for it, they just make up shit as they go.
Same thing happened with Ray Franz. They wanted to get him, but he lived such an exemplary life, they couldn't. So they DFd him for having lunch with a DAd person. Then AFTER they did that, they made up a new law which stated that eating with a DAd person was a dfing offense.
The King of England was notorious for using "ex-post facto" and "writs of attainder" to punish people from "crimes" committed that were perfectly legal to commit at the time they were committed. This is precisely why our United States Constitution forbids such practices.
The WTS doesn't give a shit about justice, morality and fairness. They spit on the Constitution all the time. That is one of the many, many reasons I detest those evil bastards and will do everything I possibly can to expose their lies and treachery.
Farkel