My parents hypocrisy:
I had them over for the weekend about 18 months ago (they have not been back since, their choice, not mine). A friend at work had strongly recommended the movie "The Usual Suspects". I had never seen it before, but the recommendation was so strong, I rented it as the evening's entertainment.
So we sit through the opening scene, where someone is brutally beat-up or shot or something (I forget which, but is was pretty violent). Then, 5 minutes into the film, there is the scene with all these criminal types together at the police station. Being criminals, thier language was pretty "salty": "F***-this" and "mother-F***er" that... but hey, they are criminals, that choice of dialog was accurate for the scene, no?
Well after about 30 seconds of the language, my parents announce that they can't continue to watch this, because of the language.
They got pretty upset when I pointed out that they weren't offended by the opening scene of violent murder, but simply naughty words were too much to watch. Imagine! Naughty words are worse than murder! Pretty hypocritical.
When my dad sheepishly admitted that he "didn't care for the violence" either (although he didn't complain when it was on-screen, only after when I pointed out his warped sense of values, where swear words are more offensive than scenes of murder) I suggested that he should not read his bible, since it is filled with terribly violent passages.... WOW, he didn't like that at all. :)
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