What would you do with a Time Machine?

oldlightnewshite

For me, I would go back to the day when Charles Taze Russell snuffed it. I'd wait for Judge Rutherford to turn up at the IBSA headquarters, then run him over with a steamroller, in true Buster keaton styleee!

Sam Whiskey

Buy tons of Microsoft stock in the Initial Public Offering in 1986 at $21.00 a share..... Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Where's my time machine?

metaspy

I would go back and make all the right investments at the right time.

I would be the richest man in the world right now.

With that wealth I would help as many people out as I could in this economy.

cyberjesus

I go back to when Christina Aguilera first started singing.

leavingwt

Destroy it.

serenitynow!

1. Kill baby Hitler.

2. Win a mega lottery since I would have all the numbers.

serenitynow!

Cyberjesus- Christina Aquilera is awesome!

Simon Morley

Go back and not answer the door that fateful Sunday afteroon......

brotherdan

I would go back to when my parents first met and then accidentally interrupt their first meeting, putting my own existance into jeopardy. I would then try and contact my old scientist friend who could help me get back home. But first I would have to try to make my parents fall in love again at the Enchantment under the sea dance where they had their first kiss. Of course there would be a lot of problems. My mom would fall in love with me instead of my father and commit emotional insest. But she would realize that after kissing me it was like kissing her brother. Then I'd make sure she fell in love with my dad even though there was a big bully that was out to get him. I would then somehow use my time machine to connect to a bolt of lightening, generating the necessary 1.21 jiggawatts of electricity I needed to bring me back to the year 1985. I would then find that my father wasn't such a dork anymore and I had a brand new truck!

That hasn't been done before, has it?

Nice_Dream

I would go back to the 60s and listen to awesome music, be a hippie, and then come back home in time for dinner...or maybe stay in the 60s and be a flower child forever.

What would you do with a Time Machine?

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