Seeing that the new songs suck, I decided to write one of my own ...
"Bird Food"
Apostates need to return
To the Watchtower and get reinstated
It doesn't matter if they masturbated
They'll need to be reproved
That's the trooooooof!
Until then they're bird food to us.
They need to get on the Watchtower bus.
Does it not warm your heart?