Cut it out with the spitting and the thee, thou and arte! All that Shakespeare poncey talk makes me wanna scream!!!!!!
I think that's why I LOVE it so, dear WS (peace to you!). It's like they're trying SO hard... they have to put a loogie in your eye to get it done - LOLOLOLOLOL! And I think (I could be wrong, though) it's usually the NON-British actors who do this, which makes it even more "fun" for me ('cause, as I said, it makes me want to "harumph" something "British" right back! LOLOLOLOL!
I DO, however, love Shakespeare (omigosh, he was SO ahead of his time... in his writing... AND that the love of his life was a nubian woman - LOLOLOL!). And I do mean LOVE. ALL of it. Dark, light, tragedy, comedy, monologue, live, filmed... whathaveyou. I really should have been born in a different time (although, I don't know that being a chambermaid... or, worse, a scullery maid... would have been my cup of tea - although most likely my fate, if not worse. Knowing me, I would said the heck with the Church and been a heretic... if not, a courtesan - LOLOLOLOLOL!).
I "studied" the Bard for a full summer once, though, which really is required if one is to understand his playwriting... and since doing so have such a huge respect for him. And I love it even more when modern folk do his stuff! Kudos, for example, to such ones as Kenneth Branaugh, Emma Thompson, Laurence Fishburne, Helena Bonham Carter, and yeah, even Mel (I personally loved his "Hamlet" more than Branaugh's, though I wouldn't dismiss Branaugh, not by a long shot). I thought Al Pacino's "Shylock" was fantastic... and Michelle Phieffer and Kevin, oh, what's his name... Kline's "Midsummer's Night Dream" was hilarious! I know some don't consider this "real" Shakespeare, but I love it!
My absolute favorite, however, was Keanu and Denzel in "Much Ado About Nothing" - laughed my, well, you know what, off! Could NOT get through Fishburne/Branaugh's "Othello," though. WAY too intense for me. Too much "emotion" for me to handle (I had a crush on Fishburne at the time and to see him kill "Desdemona" was too much! And I HATED Branaugh's character, Iago - LOLOLOL!). Which means it was really good... indeed, too good (and everyone I know said it was, even my son, who LOVED it). I had to leave partway through...
Okay, okay... I know... TMI. LOLOLOLOL! BUT... if you ever want a "tutor" in things "Shakespeare"... lemme know - I might be able to help (and would LOVE to). Otherwise, you really don't know what you're missing, literaturily (?) and theatrically speaking.
Peace, my dear sister!
YOUR servant, sister, and fellow slave of Christ,
SA, on her own...