PLH gets invite to sunday public talk

by peaceloveharmony 24 Replies latest jw friends

• 

  JeffT

  What is the subject of the WT study?

  I'm sure all of us could supply you with some answers that would liven things up!
• 

  idaho

  harmony

  Nice to nice you "back". How was your trip to N?
  You didn't even stop by??

  Missed you lately in the chatter box, hope to see you again

  Finn
• 

  peaceloveharmony

  jeff, hehe, if i can get my hands on the wt for sunday's talk, i plan to "study" it my own way. hmmm, wonder if they would have the balls to call on me??

  finn, *hugs*

  sorry i could swing down for a visit while in N....would have been great to meet you. i'll look for you in chat. ps. i had a blast :)
• 

  David Gladden

  Don't forget to bring a big crackly bag of chips to munch on!
• 

  DanielHaase

  And bring some Mad Dog 20/20 and some cookies to munch on!
• 

  zev

  bring a big wad of chewing gum....
  they HATE that, and really get testy about anyone chewing gum in a dub hall.

  they even sent a letter once from the "society" if i recall, stating that no one was to chew gum in the hall.

  talk about anal....

  -Zev
  Learn about the Wtbts and the U.N.
  ** http://www.geocities.com/plowbitch69 **
• 

  funkyderek

  Bring a pen and paper. The bigger your notepad the better. A big pen would help too. Ideally, you should have several different coloured pens, and highlighters - you can never have enough highlighters. Take notes throughout the entire talk. Practise nodding thoughtfully and saying "Hmmmm" loudly when he makes any points you find interesting or don't agree with and write them down in red pen and mark them with a highlighter. People will be impressed by your spirituality and your appreciation of the "spiritual food". Over lunch, you can discuss your notes with your brother-in-law, asking him lots of questions. This will show your family that you have a love of the "deeper things". Your brother-in-law will be impressed and flattered by the attention.

  --
  "The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason, 1794.
• 

  144thousand_and_one

  Peace,

  Be careful not to dress too provocatively, or you'll find yourself getting "shepherding calls" (personal visits) from the elders. I would suggest a baggy lime green polyester dress that covers from your neckline to your ankles. Also, be sure not to shower or comb your hair that day. Appropriate attire can most often be found at your local Salvation Army thrift store.

  I recommend a smoking session in the parking lot to help you cope with the exhaustive exposure to mindless bibble babble you're going to experience.

  Finally, it'll go faster if you get involved. Study the watchtower before you go, and make sure to raise your hand on every question. If you don't know the answer, just say "Jehovah," and they'll give you credit for getting it right. Also, when you're done answering, hang on to the microphone for as long as you can, thereby requiring the droid to think of a way to get it from you each time. Besides entertaining yourself, you'll be helping to stimulate thought in the poor droid's head!
• 

  Xena

  lol lots of good advice here mony! Well I will be thinking of you...no wait I will still be asleep..nevermind
• 

  peaceloveharmony

  thanks for all the support, ideas guys! it will be an interesting day i'm guessing.

  and while all of you are sleeping in little beds, i'll be thinking of each of you

  love
  h