What happened to CyberJesus?

SweetBabyCheezits

Haven't heard anything out of him for a week on JWN or FB. Anybody know him IRL? I'd guess he's just vacationing or something.
sabastious

His batteries went dead.
-Sab
Satanus

The ouija board took him to ouija heaven. He will come back in ouija power and ouija glory, at the appointed time. Noone knows the day or the hour. But, we will all see him, shining as brightly as the ouija sun, and rejoice.
S
SweetBabyCheezits

All perfectly rational guesses!
I just got a text back from him. Great oden's raven! He's got a helluva story to tell when he gets back online. Suffice to say he was he wasn't able to access JWN from his, eh, location. I'll let him share the details. Stay tuned.
Satanus

SBC
Thanx for the news.
S
cyberjesus

just got home. I will post soon. Thanks for asking
cyberjesus

FYI I feel like my new avatar.
FlyingHighNow

Did someone put the smack down on you?
cyberjesus

no but I feel crucified
FlyingHighNow

I'm sorry. Are you going to be okay?