My Ouija board Experience, Beware DO NOT ENTER if you believe in demons

by cyberjesus 34 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  The Finger

  thetrueone,

  do you have demonic experience?
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  thetrueone

  Only when I come here

  Wow see that, I didn't even type that, I think my keyboard is possessed

  serves me right for coming to this thread topic

  Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah !

  Now lets hope god has heard my calls and ousts this demonic possession
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  The Finger

  Hopefully God hears us in our hour of need
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  HintOfLime

  Crap dude. Now you'll start experiencing 'books falling over when nobody is around' and other such harrowing demonic terrors. (My parent's tell a little demon story where they bought a "demonized" book in a garage sale and put it in a closet, later they were terrorized by the book book falling over on it's own even when the closet door was closed! Scary shit man.)

  For your next video, put the ouija board in the fireplace and try to set it on fire. It'll refuse to burn, and fly back into the room on it's own - you'll see.

  - Lime

  EDIT: The TV series "How it's Made" should do an episode on ouija boards. I wonder at what step in the process they embue the cardboard with the evil spirits, and what machinery they use to do it.
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  StoneWall

  The Finger said:

  Cyberjesus,

  You don't want a supernatural experience as much as you think you might. You need to think once you are connected how your going to get rid of them.

  Are you going to call on God who you dont believe in?

  Same could be argued about what are we going to do when the little green men from Mars attacks Earth.

  First show me the little green men then I'll worry.

  The Finger also said:

  Hopefully God hears us in our hour of need

  We all hope that. I guess it all depends on what you consider your hour of need. Many people have died and suffered greatly from everything from earthquakes, tornadoes,tsunami's,hurricanes and volcanoes to deadly and debilitating illnesses such as cancer,AIDS, strokes,heart attacks,Lou Gerrits disease(ALS) and many more too numerous to list all while many of them were crying out to God for help.
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  StoneWall

  Cyberjesus,

  I was only able to see the first part of your video (demons musta kept me from seeing the rest) but it reminded me of some of the Blair Witch footage.

  I found it very "Halloweenish" in line with this time of year here in the states.

  Also I was only able to see a still image of a girl (I'm assuming is the one laughing in background).

  But if that's your girlfriend, I just want to say "daaayuuumm, you're lucky"

  That would probably be worth fighting a few demons. LOL
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  Joey Jo-Jo

  CJ: the room needs to be dark, the windows open and there can't be noise.
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  Leprechaun

  In reply to the thread heading: 'My Ouija board Experience, Beware DO NOT ENTER if you believe in demons'

  I get a kick out of these experiences. I remember back when I was about seventeen years of age which was back in the time of Columbus in my case, I was with these guys at their house we were bored out of our minds, so this guy who lived there goes to the closet and takes down the Ouija board, and we all begin playing with it asking all sort of stupid questions and stuff; well about an hour or so latter into the fun and games we hear some freeky noise in the kitchen so we stop playing with the board for a little while to give us time to investigate the noise coming from the kitchen, my buddy Lenard opens up the fridge to see what the noise is that seemed to be coming from there and to our surprise all the food and things are scattered around the fridge, and there smelled what appeared to be human excrement (shit) splattered in the fridge. Now mind you we were the only ones in the house at the time I know this because we double checked the locks before starting to play with the board. You know what is weird, there was a card board milk carton in the fridge at the this time that was un-opened, and we latter found what smelled like human shit in it.

  To this day I have not figured out how in the hell that shit found its way into a sealed milk carton, it was a well known brand of milk and besides there was also shit speckled everywhere in the fridge like a shot gun blasted it.

  I’ll tell yeah the Devil must have a real sense of humor, if I could pull that one off and get away with it I would.
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  AGuest

  LOLOL! dear CJ (peace to you!). Nothing COULD have happened (other than some human manipulating the planchette). This is because spirit beings don't live in, operate, or manifest themselves by means of inanimate objects (with the exception of one inanimate thing, which I will get to in a minute). A Ouija board and planchette are nothing more than pieces of wood (or plastic)... with some writing on it... and heart-shaped with a hole cut in it. Once the tree was cut down, however, and its sap (blood) drained/dried, there was no more life IN the wood. And spirit beings can only occupy... manipulate... or manifest themselves... in living vessels.

  One should be no more afraid of Ouija boards, then, than of Smurf dolls, Cabbage Patch dolls, crystal balls, Tarot cards, and things like these. All of these "work" by means of a human manipulator. They CAN be used to "fool" the mind of someone whose is "weak"... but that's not the items themselves but the deceit of the "conjurer" or medium.

  While living things like black cats, crows, and other animals (donkeys, swine, etc.) CAN be occupied... there is nothing to fear; simply call the spirit out. Tell it to get lost... be gone. Just don't be afraid... because fear is the worst enemy: it can lead one to believe all sorts of things that have absolutely NO basis at all.

  There is one inanimate object that can be occupied by a spirit... and that is an unbroken bone. Because life is in the blood... and blood originates in marrow... an unbroken bone (thus, with its marrow intact) is still considered a "living" thing. Spirit beings can occupy any kind of living thing... although not all living things. Still, there is nothing to fear; just tell it to get lost. Oppose it. And it'll move on. Really, it is that simple (unless it is occupying a human, in which case prayer and fasting may be necessary. Maybe. Depends.).

  I bid you peace... and a better understanding of spirits (because it seemed like you needed it)!

  A slave of Christ, a spirit...

  SA
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  WTWizard

  Sure beats going to the boasting session. I wonder what would happen if you were to bring a Ouija board into the Kingdumb Hell and pull it out during the prayer.