Someone should photoshop straightjackets on the GB. They're all nutjobs.
I actually think it would be a good strategy to find out more about the personal lives of the GB. What kind of education do they have? Any skeletons in their closets? It would help to expose who is behind the Watchtower's curtain. Of course I realize that the lawyers are probably more in charge, but that's not what Witnesses are told.