These aren't the droids you're looking for and we've always been at war with Eurasia.
To the first part of that, I say, "What, you think you're some kind of Jedi or something, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian! Mind tricks don'ta work on me--only money! No money, no 'truth', no deal! And no one else is going to pass out your literature, I promise you that!"
To the second, thoughtcrime....comin' right up...
They hang the whole understanding of creation on the notion that Genesis refers to seven creative days, then refers to the whole time period as 'the day' that God made everything. To suggest that the writer of Genesis was capable of the sort of symbolism more often found in Revelation is a bit of a stretch, but hey, let's go with it. If that's the case, if this time period is symbolic, why say "there came to be an evening and there came to be a morning"? Why have 7 creative days at all? Why divide up aeons of time in such an arbitrary way? Creation could not have been a neat process, where there was nothing, then there was something and everything just stood still until more stuff got made. It makes me think, Adam's standing in front of a Creation Corner, and a deer gets penciled in. He sits there, bored. "Deer." Next animal. "Lemur. Orangutan. Coyote. Mountain Lion... Ugh. Sooo boring. None of these animals is even hot!"
God: "Hmm. That rib would make a smokin' hot female for him. I'll just tase him."
Adam: "No, don't tase me, bro! Don't tase me! AAAAAH!"