I found something more ironic than the Witnesses

by sabastious 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=4943.0

    ^ This is a post by someone on THE EARTH IS FLAT FORUM.

    He argues that Aristotle was a nut because he said human males have more teeth than human females. His argument is that it is "common knowledge" that all humans have the same amount of teeth, but he denies that the earth is a sphere!

    I found this gut bustingly hilarious.

    -Sab

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    No, this thought stolen from Outlaw is the most ironic of all thoughts ever:

    The worlds largest group of religious window washers, Jehovah's Witnesses, don't have windows in their Kingdom Halls.

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    How could that possibly be more ironic than a man who, still believing the earth is flat, pokes fun at another man hundreds of years ago who perported males having more teeth than females?

    -Sab

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    Well, let's try this one: L. Ron Hubbard, leader of Scientology (and a paranoid hater of psychology and psychological medicine) died in a crazed condition and was found to have been heavily dosed with anti-psychotic drugs for months before his death during the autopsy.

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    Well, let's try this one: L. Ron Hubbard, leader of Scientology (and a paranoid hater of psychology and psychological medicine) died in a crazed condition and was found to have been heavily dosed with anti-psychotic drugs for months before his death during the autopsy.

    Then his spirit was transfered to Tom Cruise's body.

    -Sab

  • james_woods
    james_woods
    Then his spirit was transfered to Tom Cruise's body.
    -Sab

    After passing temporarily through John Travolta and Greta van Susterain...

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Irony is in the eyes of the beholder.

    Personally, I think the Flat Earth Society is ultimate sarcasm poking fun at the ignorance in the world of Bible believers without proof and similar ignorances. It's kind of like the Pastafarians or AGuest here on JWN. The supporters don't believe their own claims, they just have fun with it or try to help us see how silly their stand against the obvious really is.

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    After passing temporarily through John Travolta and Greta van Susterain...

    I didn't know she was a scientologist! That's crazy.

    -Sab

  • james_woods
    james_woods
    It's kind of like the Pastafarians or AGuest here on JWN. The supporters don't believe their own claims, they just have fun with it or try to help us see how silly their stand against the obvious really is.

    AGuest doesn't believe her claims? - AWWWW, say it aint so...

  • wannabefree
    wannabefree

    You present intersting twists of irony, but I don't think there is anything more ironic than the teachings, changes, history of Jehovah's Witnesses.

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