Question for witnesses who were married or intimate during their time in the religion

by kurtbethel 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    I don't want to get graphic with this and get this thread locked, so please don't go overboard with answers.

    I was having a discussion with someone about the JW experience, and was wondering if, since "Jehovah" is an important part of the religion, during the moments of intense passion in a relationship, would you yell out, "Oh, Jehovah! Oh, Jehovah!"

    Seriously, would a witness do that?

  • AudeSapere
    AudeSapere

    Nope.

    But I would be thinking that Jehovah and Angels and Demons were watching.

    I may have a few exhibitionistic tendencies, but thinking they were watching was *not* a turn on.

    Man! Those were crazy, mind-f*cking times.

    -Aude.

  • wizardca
    wizardca

    No it would be "Oh, Governing Body! Governing Body!" - it was there. had to say it.

  • FreeAtLast1914
    FreeAtLast1914

    The Wizard nailed it. To focus solely on God during such a powerfully private moment, thereby leaving out the GB, would be dangerous to a JW's faith, likely leading them to independent thinking and later atheism.

    Never underestimate the "slippery slope" angle...

  • cantleave
  • mamalove
    mamalove

    I think I may have screamed out "oh my F'ing god!!" My H at the time counseled me after. But he did like it when I talked dirty on the few occasions he would actually want to have sex.

  • Aussie Oz
    Aussie Oz

    noooooooo!

    the thought would cause a floppy...

    i wonder if some actually prayed in thanks before or after though?

    oz

  • scary21
    scary21

    Mamalove me too....... Oh my god... oh my god ....OH MY GOD!!!!

  • Botzwana
    Botzwana

    This is a laugh out loud thread!

  • SlipnSlide
    SlipnSlide

    Did not think anything about Jehovah, the GB, the elders, the pioneers, the dog, the cat, the bird, .......ya get it. Hell to the naw.

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