It's true! According to a December 13 announcement at http://stuffofinteresttojws.blogspot.com/2010/12/good-news-from-hq-new-governing-body.html:
The Branch Committee has decided on a new arrangement during Morning Worship…wherein the different brothers on the branch committee will transfer to sit at a different table every two months.
This will give opportunity for more of the family to get to know their branch committee members better.
Wow! and Wow! A few years back my family was invited by relatives who were Bethel inmates to spend a couple of nights at the Australian Bethel. Breakfast was just embarrassing: we made the stupid mistake of thinking we could sit wherever we liked at the table (sorry, all seating places are allocated by the Head of the Table, who is deputised by a Foot of the Table), we infuriated the Head of the Table by passing the food in the wrong direction around the table!!! and because I was trying to dish out food on to my little kids' plates, the plates didn't make their way all around the table before the prayer started, which then led to the Smugness Session. There was a big electronic clock up on the wall counting down as well ... I couldn't work out whether I was surrounded by Nazis or robots.
So now they have come up with a New Arrangement, probably debated over for many hours and, naturally, made after "prayerful consideration". Imagine if it was all true and it was THESE GUYS running a post-Armageddon New Order. We'd be allocated time to crap each morning and be given directions on whether to scrunch or fold the toilet paper. Is there no end to their regimentation???