Adam's sin (page 2)

Acid, maybe?

Here is the thing, Adam was fine, he was happy and content and then Eve came along.

At first Adam didn't really notice certain things, but then the snake said:

Snake: You Adam, have you checked out Eve's butt? it is might fine...just saying...

Adam: Eve's butt? why no...* checks out her butt*

Snake: And those breast...hmmm, dude.....*wink, wink*

Adam: Yes, they are rather nice *starts salivating*...

Snake: and do you notice how the "carpet and curtains" match?

Adam: "Carpet and curtains"...I don't...OH ! you mean....yeah, that is a nice touch *Salivates*..

* meanwhile Eve bends over to pick up some strawberries*

Snake: You know what you should do?

Adam: I know what I WANT to do !!!!

Amuzingly the Talmud (Gen. Rab.17.4; B Yebamot 63a) has Adam trying all the animals on for size before God made his first wife Lillith.

Adam's sin