All hypothetical,....I sure.----- Sorry Frank, for being a hog.
How to survive Door to Door
ps for service! If you must go door-to-door:
Tip #1 - Be your own conversation stopper
Introduce yourself immediately as a "Jehovah's Witness" and happily accept their objection to continuing the conversation. This will end 90% of opened doors. If your partner objects, tell her/him that you are not ashamed to 'witness for Jehovah.'
Tip #2 - Ask me, ask you
Oh crap, they didn't close the door! So ask the householder, "Is there anything you ever wanted to know about Jehovah's Witnesses?" Great conversation starter and keeps you from having to push info on them. People who want to talk, will. Use this opportunity to hang out on their doorstep while the rest of the car group finishes the territory.
Tip #3 - Bookless publisher
Don't place literature. Carry some tracts as a backup just in case the householder asks for something. Instead use the Bible and discuss a couple scriptures you like. I use the Sermon on the Mount. If your partner questions that, explain you are working on starting a Bible study using just the Bible (what a concept!).
Tip #4 - Noturns
RVs? What Return Visits? Don't return on "interest" (an ever increasingly nebulous term). I usually avoid afternoon service (usually RV work) but if I am caught in a RV group, I'll make up an excuse that the territory has been very dry for me, etc.
Nothing gets the heat on you like low hours. If you still care about avoiding that (someday you won't!) always count about 10 hours a month, but make it vary as your congregation secretary is putting these numbers in a neat column in your file. If your conscience pricks you about this, keep in mind that billions of the hours counted by JWs are fake. Most of that time is spent walking between doors, standing next to a talking JW, waiting in the car, driving, and other indirect activities. Surely you are witnessing to the public indirectly with your fine behaviour at least 10 hours a month. At least I hope so... If not then put on your convention badge and count your commute time. Probably more effective than door-to-door!
Fake hours?! How dare I presume... JWs logged over 1.6 BILLION hours in 2010. For a while (and to keep my self sane) I would carefully record the actual time I spent directly conversing with a non-JW people while in service about religion. The consistent average was... 2 minutes per hour in service. Of course a Bible Study may count as real time, but who has those anymore?
But hey, let's more than double that: 5 minutes per hour is about 8% of what I am allowed to count according to the organization's procedures. That includes hand-writing form letters to locked-gate communities, sitting in a SUV with 6 other JWs while the other two have cookies with a return visit, driving 15 minutes between houses in rural territories, heck, if you are in a sign language group you get to sit in cafes, play your publications on DVD, and flash signs at each other. Looks funny if you don't know ASL and will get you shot in certain gang lands. Don't try it.
So the math says that 1.6 billion hours is really about 133 million hours in real conversation. Still a lot. But divide that by publishers (7.5 million) and all you get is 1.4 hours per publisher per month. That average includes missionaries and pioneers! Like I said, fake hours.
So if you wonder how insider apostates do it, now you know. Guilt-free, ritual-free, and maybe someday... just free.