What would you hate about the Paradise... (page 3)

bohm

meetings. i bet there would be one every night. what would it be about? if the current WT is any guidance, and we remove all the subjects which are about preaching (not needed), how hard the world is to live in (not needed), satan (not needed), keeping one to oneself in this wicked world (not needed) and how bad the world is (not needed), there are two topics left: Jehovah is good, the FDS is good. it would be the same two articles over and over again for a billion years.
no meat, no sushi. i the world will be full of jerks who would keep telling me they can make beans taste like meat. mmm no you cant, it taste like frekkin' beans and it make me feel misarable! "Uhmmmm, when your mouth is free from toxins, a mango is the best thing in the world!". no its not, its either a steak or kicking your free-from-toxins annoying ass!.
the happy people in strangely colored shirts, the brainwashed pet lions, the fruit everyone would have to carry everywhere and worst of all, no flamethrower which after about one afternoon would be all i ever wanted.

well ok, that and those darn songs and all the neighbors on all sides are jw's and they keep getting onto my acre and I get df'd for swearing at them and can't run away to the hills to get away....'cause there's just more of them up there too and no Safeway and ......no burgers! Sorry the anxiety of just thinking about it...makes me run on, well actually just makes me want to RUNNNNNNnnnnnnn! puff puffpuff

clarity

VoidEater

I doubt my Paradise would match your Paradise.

As for the WTS' Paradise, it's made out of whole cloth (except that lions apparently will no longer find mutton tasty).

Hairyhegoat

You all would be naked !! No more clothes or anything to cover my big ass up. Oh and I leave it up to you why am called the Hairyhegoat!

This may only apply once we become perfect again after the 1000 years if I remember right ? Still don't want to see brother Numtea naked even then though! Another thing I would hate is wellcoming back some JOHOES that snuffed it and then we have to listen to their squeeky voices again. It's all garbage anyway and the people still in are waisting their time.

HHG

pontoon

Don't know, but I would like to hear what Uriah has to say to David.

nugget

If the actual paradise bears a resemblance to the spiritual one then the people are in deep trouble. Bad men making bad decisions and wielding power because they can.

shamus100

Living with idiots.

Cleaning up endless crap from animals.

Endless waterfalls and houses right beside them.

Eating fruits and vegetables.

Eating off wooden plates.

Having to make my own clothes.

Farming.

Having people watch you all the time and being worried about being killed at a moments notice.

Wild naughty sex. ;D

Washing clothes by hand.

Making clothes.

Making soap.

Making shoes.

Walking to get water in pails every day.

Eating the same food over and over again for eternity.

Mowing the 'park like setting's' grass without fuel, metal - how this will be done I have no idea...

Lions. (cleaning up their shit)

Cobras.

Spiders.

Cleaning up dead animals because apparently they will still be dying. :*(

Not going out for dinner

Should I go on?

confuzzled777

Butterflyleia85, I really like your version of Paradise.......sounds like something that would be a more reasonable version than what the WTS portrays.....

I really hate it when the topic of Paradise comes out while in service or while out with friends (not that I have been able to talk to any JW's in almost a year). People get to speculating on what won't or will be in Paradise. Some state their beliefs as facts too like it says so in the scriptures......where do they get these ideas?

FlyingHighNow

I'd hate listening to my b*t*c* sister gloat about how she hates worldly people and is so glad they are all dead because they caused ALL of her problems.

FlyingHighNow

I'd be pretty upset if I was a resurrected one and found out I wasn't going to get to be married. And married ones were the only ones who would be allowed to make out.

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