Dear God . . . .

by mimimimi 14 years ago 20 Replies latest 14 years ago social humour

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  mimimimi 14 years ago

  Dear God, My prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year. AMEN.

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  james_woods 14 years ago

  Dear God - if you will bring another oil boom to Oklahoma, Louisiana, and Texas - I promise not to PISS THIS ONE AWAY.

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  glenster 14 years ago

  Dear God:

  After years of understanding faith as such, I've found not only proof of God
  but that Jerry Lewis prays:

  At the Golden Camera Awards 2005 in Berlin, Geraldine Chaplin told in a moving
  speech honoring Jerry Lewis about the last time she saw her father alive. He
  watched a movie of Lewis on television screaming "He`s funny, that bastard!".
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000122/bio

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  WhatAboutWatson 14 years ago

  Dear God,

  Will you make Neil Diamond relevant again?

  Thanks.

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  skeeter1 14 years ago

  Dear God,

  Please bring back all the missing socks you have taken via the washing machine. If you can't do that, then please take the other half so the pair of socks can be happy in Heaven.

  Thanks.

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  brotherdan 14 years ago

  Dear God,

  Please don't make Neil Diamond relevant again!

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  WhatAboutWatson 14 years ago

  Brotherdan,

  Neil Diamond is one of the greatest song writers in the history of mankind. Only he could write a song that makes for a great introduction.

  "Helllllllooooooo my friendddd!"

  or if they're new, "Hellooooooooo my soon to be friendddddddd!"

  God. Please convince Neil to do a new album.

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  brotherdan 14 years ago

  God,

  Don't listen to a misguided Zach. He's forgetting this little gem of lyric from Neil Diamond:

  "Songs you sang to me, sounds you brang to me."
  (Neil Diamond, "Play Me")

  We all know that Bob Dylan or the Beatles were the greatest song writers...

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  WhatAboutWatson 14 years ago

  Dylan and the Beatles without a doubt were. But we can't leave Neil behind.

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  skeeter1 14 years ago

  Dear God,

  Give Neil Diamond back his voice. It's still there, but something isn't 100% right. I don't know if it's his low notes...I think. Huge Neil Diamond fan. Stones. Desiree. Songs of Life. America. Hot August Night. Story of My Life. If there is a God, he will not take Neil Diamond from us.

  Skeeter

  p.s. I still want my socks.

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