And I thought Osama Obama's manipulation of inflation, unemployment, and stock market numbers are bad! If they were as deceptive as the Washtowel Slaveholdery, I would be buying silver and/or gold like there was no tomorrow because the dollar would be about to crash (and hyperinflation like never before seen anywhere would be about to hit).
There is no way I can believe there are even close to 7.5 million true witnesses. I define "true witness" as someone that is in it for the truth, not trying to abuse the power that comes with the position, is doing all they can to spread the message far and wide, is at least 18 years old, and turning in genuine time slips. More likely, it is the witlesses that are in it for the power (so they can abuse it), are being pushed into a religion against their better judgment, are using it to mask problems in life, are under 18 and their parents are trying to force them in, and/or are turning in fake time slips. Take all those out, and see if they still have anywhere near 7 million witlesses.
And, their studies--8 MILLION? Is this the same game Bernanke is using to tell us that we are soon going into prosperity? I think it's about as difficult to find the holes in that logic as it is to find the holes in "The dollar is healthy" logic. With the dollar, just look at what is happening to gold, silver, cotton, and food prices. With the Washtowel Slaveholdery's 8 million studies, look at what counts as "a study". They just go through a chapter and call that "a study". Or, these "studies" are with their own children, many of whom have no choice but to progress to baptism and therefore should NOT be counted).
I can only hope "hyperinflation" tears through the Washtowel Slaveholdery. Now, is there any way I can sell short the whole organization and buy put options?