My latest fortune is at my finger tips..
This is my Nigerian New best friend..
I have a Palm V hand-held computer from which I am sending you this mail. Before my arrest, I went ahead to dispatch the sum of US$1 Billion in cash under special arrangement into the custody of different Offshore Banks and Private security and Trustee companies for safe keeping abroad. The money where split and kept in the following countries in this proportion: US$500 Million is indifferent offshore Bank accounts while the rest are with Private Deposit & Trustee companies with:- US$50 Million is in England, US$100 Million is in Spain,US$100 Million is in Arabia,
US$80 Million is in United Arab Emirate and the balance US$170 Millions in Malaysia.I am unable to reach my friends & associates whom would have provided all the much needed moral and financial assistance i require to release the funds because my private/personal diary was seized by my uncle SHEIK HAJI HASSANAL BOLKIAH who also happens to be the Sultan of Brunei.Hence, I seek your good will & assistance to receive and invest these funds into profitable investment in your country to facilitate future survival for my family abroad. I will compensate adequately for your strong cooperation.I am counting on your absolute confidentiality and transparency while looking forward to your prompt reply towards a swift conclusion of this business transaction. You can include your direct Mobile phone number. I will advice you reply to my private email address for security reason: [email protected]
My Reply..
I need to ask my mom.
Phone calls are very expensive here ..
So you have to send me a Million dollars first.
And..
Do you Know how to keep my pet monkey from throwing up?..
That would be really helpful..
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...OUTLAW
